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Post by Sir Caedric Moore on Aug 19, 2014 19:31:36 GMT -8
I've heard similar things about Lenfel women. Garhim women would have the contest in the bag. You know what they say about northern girls And who wants to see a Loreesi in a bikini? I thought they wore all of that silk to hide their plump figures - too much fine cuisine
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Post by Erathor Pridenar on Aug 20, 2014 2:05:05 GMT -8
SpearralSquid Then there can't be many girls attracted to Ian...he doesn't even have a beard!
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Post by mattiusxavier on Aug 20, 2014 3:36:21 GMT -8
I've heard similar things about Lenfel women. Garhim women would have the contest in the bag. You know what they say about northern girls And who wants to see a Loreesi in a bikini? I thought they wore all of that silk to hide their plump figures - too much fine cuisine Actually Loreesi women spend more time sun bathing than eating vast amounts of cuisine. After all they don't need fat to keep themselves warm in the winter like Garheim women do...but of course after spending a few winters up in Garheim...I wouldn't blame the men up there if they wanted a lassie with some plump and curves to keep them warm during those frost biting nights. For some reason I view Garheim women like Ukrainian or Hungarian women...beautiful in their youth and rolling pin wielding mothers in their prime. Don't mess with those kind of mothers. LOL
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SpearralSquid
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Post by SpearralSquid on Aug 20, 2014 5:09:30 GMT -8
SpearralSquid Then there can't be many girls attracted to Ian...he doesn't even have a beard! ….. True. He will get one soon, though, I've already told you!
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Post by Erathor Pridenar on Aug 20, 2014 5:44:28 GMT -8
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Post by Karhn on Aug 20, 2014 6:24:34 GMT -8
wait so we need beard to have women attracted to us man i thought is was based of of skill and body
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SpearralSquid
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Post by SpearralSquid on Aug 20, 2014 7:18:49 GMT -8
Neither does Erathor!
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Post by Erathor Pridenar on Aug 20, 2014 7:53:03 GMT -8
SpearralSquid Why have one in the hot south? Clean-shaven is the way forward, my friend.
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Post by mattiusxavier on Aug 20, 2014 8:01:29 GMT -8
wait so we need beard to have women attracted to us man i thought is was based of of skill and body Only Garheim men need beards...because they have dreams of looking just like their mother. Whereas the rest of us...well we are allowed to be perfectly rugged without having to look like we lived in a cave for a majority of our lives.
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Post by mandred on Aug 20, 2014 8:03:10 GMT -8
Unless you want to be cool. Beards are cool. Manly. Not that you camel riders know what being manly means. Just sitting on a camel, being cooked alive in your desert is not manly. Surviving the coldest nights, having a beard, killing a mountain lion with your bare hands, that is manly.
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SpearralSquid
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Post by SpearralSquid on Aug 20, 2014 8:04:31 GMT -8
SpearralSquid Why have one in the hot south? Clean-shaven is the way forward, my friend. If you want to have -50% manliness, be my guest! And by the way, you just admitted what we've been trying to tell y'all all along: Loreos is sizzling, burning, hot.
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Post by mattiusxavier on Aug 20, 2014 8:54:26 GMT -8
There is nothing manly about looking like a caveman. Also not all Loreesi are clean shaven. Many sport a rugged stubble and have plenty of scars from combat...after all the ladies dig a man who has scars and experience.
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Post by Sir Caedric Moore on Aug 20, 2014 13:04:24 GMT -8
There is nothing manly about looking like a caveman. Also not all Loreesi are clean shaven. Many sport a rugged stubble and have plenty of scars from combat...after all the ladies dig a man who has scars and experience. Experience? I'm sure those scars are just from shaving your beards off with those dull scimitars you Loreesi use. Garhim women are like Russian, Czech, German and Polish women; think Anna Kournikova, Mila Kunis, Heidi Klum. And they're not lazy like Loreesi women, lying in the sun all day; Garhim women are just as fierce as the men
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SpearralSquid
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Post by SpearralSquid on Aug 20, 2014 13:05:39 GMT -8
There is nothing manly about looking like a caveman. Also not all Loreesi are clean shaven. Many sport a rugged stubble and have plenty of scars from combat...after all the ladies dig a man who has scars and experience. Not all who have beards are cavemen (Abe Lincoln) (Archimedes) (William Shakespeare).
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Post by Karhn on Aug 20, 2014 19:54:12 GMT -8
hehehehehe
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